Cold Drink Machine

Cold drink machine that has had its trajectory computing module disrupted by Originium. It uncontrollably launches frozen beverage cans at operators who aren't even thirsty at all. Prize winner of the Engineering Department's 10th Ignoble Prize awards. No one can refuse a thoughtful fridge that automatically launches refreshing drinks at you while you work, after all. Just don't think too much about what the medics would say at your next checkup.